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Okay, technically I’m (I), but I’m a lesbian, so we know I’m not voting for the GOP. I was ill for a bit, so I was late entering the political extravaganza.

I saw Bernie saying he was a big gay rights supporter, I was like, hey, who’s this Bernie guy, I could like Socialism. Turns out he voted against gay marriage in his home state in 2006 and thought civil unions were good enough. I’m familiar with separate but equal.

He voted against DOMA but based on states rights.

He’s never been a gay rights supporter before 2009 and he and Hillary have a 93 percent voting match.

They are both fairly honest for career politicians (this is math, not propaganda people, run it through a computer program).

So, I look at their platforms and resumes and decide based on credentials I like them both, but like Hillary a little better based on foreign policy, how she’s coming up with money for domestic plans, and the fact that she sees there is a need to fix the broken GOP (we don’t need a one party system it skews checks and balances).

I’m a life long liberal lesbian. I like alliteration accidental is the best.

A quarter of my friends are ready to lynch me. (Half my friends are GOP so forgive my liberalism by nature as I forgive their conservative nature…we are friends) the other quarter are for Hillary.

Seriously, I am the worst person in the world because I don’t love Bernie Sanders. How dare I? The things I said about him not being there for queers are not true according to people who ignore fact.

Just stick your head in the sand and pretend facts do NOT exist.  There is no Snopes, New York Times, Newsweek, Time, Washington Post, or any number or websites to chose from if you do a cursory Google search that all say the same thing.

Lies, I tell you lies!

Now I’m an a55hole and people I’ve known for 20 years wish me the worst? They’ll vote for Trump before the vote for Hillary.


Because a fascist and a socialist are the same.

Now Bernie is saying Hillary is unqualified for the White House. If I’m looking at 5 resumes, she’s the only one who is for the role of commander and chief resume wise, and I’m willing to vote for the guy (Sanders) if he’s the Dems pick to keep the GOP out of the White House; however, I’m the devil.


Dems practically had a lock on this election.

Sanders went plain nutter in the last month or two. He won’t be able to beat Hillary, so the Superdelegates should flip…because?

Because why?


I don’t get.


Sorry, I didn’t see you were just going to have a meltdown.

Guess what? If we had a general election count we would have had President Gore (which I would have preferred).  It’s like he is no child left behind.  It doesn’t matter if Hillary has more votes, if she is slightly a more logical choice for the country as a moderate…

The far left wing is going to have a complete meltdown and my friends want my head on a pike for some reason because I’m being unreasonable.  Can’t I see?  Hillary Clinton is EVIL!!!

Have you seen Ted Cruz platform?  How does that look to the average lesbian, woman, or just plain liberal?  Hell, what if you just a constitutionalist who believes in our forefathers freedom of religion that our country was founded on…wait…no…

We’re still throwing a freaking temper tantrum and the candidates are really similar.  I mean, Sanders and Hillary are very close.  I’m willing to vote for Sanders, the people who support him are the ones who frighten me.

True not as much as the racist misogynists that support Trump.  Trump is not as bad as his supporters.  The lower 20% of his bottom feeders are terrifying…they don’t think Lincoln should have freed the slaves (that statistic is true and has been repeated by academics).  I’m not saying Trump believes that.  There is no way he does believe that, but those that follow him do…well 1 in 5.


These are the people we need to keep out of office because we don’t need to empower their voters.  Ugh.

Sanders is trying to create a coup where there doesn’t need to be one. President Obama and VP Biden have all but said they endorse Hillary. She’s spent money trying to get Dems in the Senate and House elected, he’s wasted money on an election he can’t win and causing nothing but bad blood at this point.

It’s math.  He can’t win.  He’s just stirring the pot.


He’s either deluded, can’t do math, or wants to give the GOP an advantage.  He can’t win in NY or CA. Hillary will win leaving him short.  Why would the Superdelegates flip for him.  He’s outspent her at one point 27 to 1.

Karl Rove proved you couldn’t buy an election.

She still has more votes.  Flip the Superdelegates then he’ll have more votes in a coup?  Yeah, that’s real democratic.  We’re not a democracy, but I don’t know what the hell that is, but I don’t want to be a part of it.

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*Slow Clap*

Next up- Best Supporting Liberal Writer Throwing a Temper Tantrum on the Internet…

I have to say, I have been impressed this election cycle with the GOP tearing themselves apart and the Democratic Party practically being given a free ride to the White House with two viable candidates…Why not do everything as a liberal to screw that up and create drama where there should be none?

As a liberal lesbian who would vote for either candidate I am to be outright lynched by some of my dearest friends if I say anything generally positive about Hillary, i.e. I think she was a good Secretary of State or anything negative about Bernie Sanders (my introduction to him sadly, was when I fact checked him on his claim to be a staunch supporter of gay rights turned out to be not true).

Wow. Death to me.

Statistically, Hillary and Bernie are about the same person. They have a 93 percent voting match. Bernie is also a career politician (30 years). They lie (tell the truth) about the same amount (ducks) which is leaps and bounds above their GOP counter parts.But..

But…but…but…Hillary is a liar. Well, you’ve been told that for 20 years by a propaganda machine, and she does lie. She just doesn’t lie that often, and she lies as much as Sanders does. So if you think he is scrupulously honest, well she is too, statistically. Honestly, they aren’t that bad for career politicians and they tend to stick to their lies.

Bernie voted against DOMA! True. He also voted against gay marriage in 2006 in his home state of Vermont in 2006. He thought civil unions were good enough for us and he never made gay rights one of his issues, and he’s been on record about that since the beginning of his political career. He voted against DOMA based on states rights, he also made that clear at the time.

I was introduced to this race late. I was nearly beaten to death in a hate crime in NYC in 2011 and have spent time recovering and generally avoiding politics. I didn’t look into the race until Dec of 2015. Hillary was endorsed by the Human Rights Campaign in Jan. 2016, which didn’t surprise given Sanders record. Hillary might flip flop, but she doesn’t outright lie and hold onto it. Sanders does, which is my primary problem with him, and it’s a person issue I know.

This being said, I would still vote for the man.


Social responsibility.

I prefer Hillary because she’s a known quantity and she can flip GOP voters and I’m a pragmatist. We have no idea what’s going to happen when the GOP attacks Sanders and he comes under scrutiny. I know people who vote for Sanders will lose their minds, they can’t even take a mild criticism from me, much less an attack ad from the GOP.

But…but…but he polls so much BETTER than Hillary. Yes. He also hasn’t come under any scrutiny whatsoever. Hillary has used kid gloves too. The GOP hasn’t considered him a real threat. I’m sure they are hoping the Dems pick a socialist. We know what America thinks of Hillary. What are they going to come up with…something new?

Let’s go back to social responsibility. (Sorry, got a TBI in that hate crime, took me a while to be able to put a verb back in a sentence.) There hasn’t been a one term president since George H Bush. We have an aging court. More than likely we will have several SCOTUS seats come up not just Scalia’s (if the GOP manages to maintain their ridiculous block in the Senate).

The GOP is now being openly racist and sexist. Do we want a GOP President appointing a Supreme Court Justice or a Democratic President? You can’t tell me Hillary Clinton would nominate the same kind of Justice that a GOP candidate would, and that effects the very fabric of our country for generations.

So this is where I think you are drawing the line in the sand and abdicating all responsibility. It’s your vote and you may do with it as you wish. Supposedly, you are a reporter/journalist. I take it this is the working theory. Do you really think this “article” you posted on the Internet is anything more than propaganda or a general rant?

There are so many who whine and claim if they don’t get their Bernie maybe they’ll vote for Trump. Because we all know a fascist and a socialist are EXACTLY the same thing.

Okay, this is published on realclearpolitics yesterday and I’m the only comment. I just found this here…strange.

Now Trump (unlike the rest of the GOP) is not anti-LGBTQ; however, he is sexist, racist, and openly Islamaphobic (to the degree he had to come out and publicly say he would not create internment camps for American Muslims). I do not like the GOP’s handling of Trump on a moral basis. They don’t want him to be their candidate and they have begged their voters not to vote for him, but still their voters insist. I think they are obligated to put him on the ticket and not do this brokered candidate crap. I do NOT want a fascist running our country; however, we pretend to be a democracy (we aren’t one…look at the electoral college and you know we aren’t by definition) so Trump if he gets the most votes should be the candidate.

The GOP candidates as of today have gone back on their signed oath to the GOP saying they would back whoever the GOP nominee would be Aug/Sept.  I guess keeping your signed oath (word) isn’t applicable if you don’t wanna.  Shrug.

I personally thing this election cycle has brought out the worst in everyone: the worst in every party, the American people, and indeed the world.

People used to hide the fact if they were racist or sexist, now it’s a badge or pride.

White privilege used to be something we would skirt…now white people are throwing the term black privilege around like it’s an actual thing and pointing to Black history month and jumping up and down and like idiots.

In general I think white people have lost their friggin’ minds.  Oh, in general the whole country is taking a leave of it’s senses, but it’s being led by us throwing about racism like we want to bring back separate lunch counters.

Yes, I did start with Hillary and Bernie and took a right turn, unfortunately so did the rest of the country.

As I peer around the corner and watch Trump and Cruz tweet about each other’s wives while another terrorist bomb goes off and the media doesn’t even bother to really cover it, BECAUSE by GAWD we should miss a moment of Heidi or something…

Definitely time for a break.

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BTW: Ironically, (I’m not kidding here) there is a ton of money to go back to school if you have permanent brain damage and want to go to the hard sciences. Anyone else find this ironic?

Yesterday’s 411:

I love my life and my wife, but when you’re trying decide on a career switch between Aristotelean Structuralism
and Neuroscience (perhaps with an emphasis on Evolutionary Anthropology), you realize you are a nerd with a mid-life crisis.

(Don’t worry I’m going back to finish that PhD in fall first.)

I remembered when I turned 30 I got a smokin’ hot red-headed gf (now wife) and a new Harley. I think my last mid-life crisis was much cooler.

Don’t act like I’m being all snotty or anything!

You all just understood what I wrote, which makes you equally nerdy for following me down the nerd rabbit hole.

Besides, I’ve been into Neuroscience since I was a kid, theatre just paid the bills…wait…did I really just say that?

What I meant was…I’m going to put on last fall’s Michael Kors and see if I can pull it off with an “oversized Starbucks cup to make my hands look smaller”.

Now if I can just not fatigue out from the brain damage (stupid hate crime), perhaps I can go back to work…or I’ll be forced to be a writer to torture all of you forever.

Full cognitive recovery is a bonus.  I’ll finish the PhD next academic year.

Hey you can by Social Darwinism from Samuel French as of right now
Don’t worry it’s a socio-political absurdist comedy dealing with racism, misogyny, and homophobia…but the audience won’t notice because it’s funny.
Dedicated to:
“To anyone who has ever gotten a beat down looking like a woman, being a woman, looking like a queer, being a queer, not being manly enough, being too manly, or having the audacity to be any race other than Caucasian, here’s the last laugh”

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Hey you can by Social Darwinism from Samuel French…Is it wrong of me to want to order my own prepublication copy? I can order the whole collection, pre-publication, publication, and no one bought your script so you can buy a xerox copy for 25 bucks (I had to buy someone else’s out of print once). My mom would be proud.

Don’t worry it’s a socio-political absurdist comedy dealing with racism, misogyny, and homophobia…but the audience won’t notice because it’s funny.

Dedicated to:

“To anyone who has ever gotten a beat down  looking like a woman, being a woman, looking like a queer, being a queer, not being manly enough, being too manly, or having the audacity to be any race other than Caucasian, here’s the last laugh”



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